Happy New Years!! Quotes to make you laugh!

Monday, December 31, 2012

Hey people!!

So 2012 was good for me. Like anybody else there were ups and downs. I don't really make New Years Resolutions but I will say 2013 is going to be different. I have had some battles to conquer and I am WINNING! I can say this upcoming year I will be different. I am excited, I am light, and I am READY.

As I am hesitant to make any resolutions, I will give you guys some good quotes!!

Here goes:

James Agate says, " My New Years Resolution is to tolerate fools more gladly,provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time." Ha ha!

Oprah said, " Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right."

Joey Adams says, " May your troubles last as long as your New Years Resolutions!" Lol

The dog says, " My New Year's Resolution is to not chase the stick until I actually see if leave the hand..." LOLOLOLOL

Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones's Diary,
"I do think New Year's resolutions can't technically be expected to begin on New Year's Day, don't you? Since, because it's an extension of New Year's Eve, smokers are already on a smoking roll and cannot be expected to stop abruptly on the stroke of midnight with so much nicotine in the system. Also dieting on New Year's Day isn't a good idea as you can't eat rationally but really need to be free to consume whatever is necessary, moment by moment, in order to ease your hangover. I think it would be much more sensible if resolutions began generally on January the second." Hilarious, btw this is one of my favorite movies...

Mark Twain said, "New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions."

Brooks Atkinson says, "Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go."

And last but not least....

Phyllis McGinley says, "Stir the eggnog, lift the toddy, Happy New Year, everybody."

Hope it was a good laugh......

Yours Truly!

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